10 sex facts:

1. The best medicine…

According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female “hysteria” during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria’s anxiety-related symptoms.

2. Say cheese!

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

3. Hop to it.

The iconic “Rabbit” is renowned for two things: excellent results and an odd smiley face on its tip. Women’s Health tells us the smiley face was actually a result of conservative Japanese customs. Apparently, Japanese consumers frown upon “the production of sex toys that too closely resemble phalluses,” so the smiley face was added.

4. Does he measure up?

The average size of an erect penis is 5 inches, and the average flaccid penis measures about 3 inches.

5. The sad truth.

While this fact is neither entertaining nor humorous, it’s shocking to note that homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association’s list of mental illnesses until 1973.

6. Protect our troops.

Today the government issues “Support our Troops” paraphernalia; however government-issued brochures and videos featured a slightly different slogan during the WWII era  – “Don’t forget – Put it on before you put it in.”  During the Second World War, many soldiers returned home with venereal diseases, costing the government millions of dollars in medical expenses.

7. Work it.

Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.

8. What a tease!

Burlesque costumes are the epitome of sexy – think Dita Von Teese and lingerie; however, a few centuries ago, the outfits had a slightly different purpose. According to the Museum of Sex, merkins (the bottom half of burlesque costumes) were originally created as “pubic wigs” for 15th century prostitutes. The designs helped hide pubic lice and syphilis symptoms. Make sure to share this information with your boyfriend the next time he heads to Vegas with the boys.

9. Justice is served.

In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment – a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her – but she may only do so with her bare hands.

10. Whatever happened to Southern comfort?

The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in Alabama and Mississippi.

This is an article from Jennifer Shaw, click HERE to find the site!

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If there are items your interested in that are going to be discontinued {check below for a FULL LIST!!} then let me know I’ll let you know if we have more and hook you up!!

Remember this is in effect come May 1st. Hope everyone’s excited about the new Lingerie!!!!!

Hey everyone, here’s a fun little game (WITH PRIZES!) to try and boost my blog count… really people, this is an ever changing blog so there’s always more to find out about so CHECK BACK, YES? [why the yelling?? Uber hyper ]

Everyone should comment with an item they want to buy/hear about or other Brown Baggin’ or beauty/romance/etc. information they want to hear about. You’ll be helping me make my site better for you, PLUS you will be entered into a drawing win prizes.
Depending on how many people reply will change the number of people getting prizes, at this point there will be only one winner, but look back for more info! Also, the winner will be posted on MAY 15, so you have until then to post, you can post as many times as you want, but you must have someone dividing your posts. MEANING, you can’t post twice (or more) in a row, other then that you can post happy!

Remember the contest ends MAY 15! Good luck everyone I look forward to your posts!I will post the prize at the beginning of next week!!!

This weeks item profile is on Pure Instinct, a delectable perfume that contains pheromones, a chemical that makes you NATURALLY more attractive to the opposite sex. Sort of like hormones but they work OUTSIDE the body… Ooo La La…

I got it in a package he other day to try it out. Its oil based so when I put it on I was SURPRISED at how fast it was absorbed into my skin, it left no residue on my skin (none at all!). The second thing I noticed was its smell, a light floral smell, it’s strong but not over powering.

Also, looking at the bottle, it is said to boost confidence, mood, and wake you up! I like the sound of that. Plus its long lasting. Cons? There aren’t any that I’ve found. Check out Pure instincts, for a light, naturally sexier scent.

Have you ever used this product? Ever wanted too? Feelings? comments? Then leave the post some love <3

Contact me by email or phone for more information. This sale is done exclusively by me only so you MUST contact me to buy! Remember sale ends soon!

Karin                 themysteriousbrownbag@gmail.com                                                           (207)-902-3587

* All toys must have a value of $25.00 or more.

I recently discovered this super cool jewelry designer, Holly Davis. She has her own website to sell her jewlery called “Girls Night Out Designs”. She not only makes original, beautiful pieces, but they also do parties on the east coast! Why not add a little glamor to your next brown bag party or girls night out! Don’t forget to take a look at her site!

Sorry I’ve not posted anything been soooo busy with three jobs and being a full time college student, phew two tests down, and not to mention killing my computer (but that’s a whooole new story). Sorry for the break, lets bring on the fun!

So we’re back, so what’s next?

There’s not to much going on this week, Easter’s coming up and the corperate office will be closed for good Friday, but will be open once again Monday!

REMINDER: we are removing items from our catalog, we will continue to sell them until they are gone! Look at the post below to see a full list and let me know if you wish to buy anything! All personal and ordering information is CONFIDENTIAL! So no need to be shy…

Keep checking the site as I’m going to start having some sales! Plus some new articals.

Every Sunday here on Karin’s Brown Bag, I will share a new item profile for y’all to know about. This will be based COMPLETELY on my own personal experiences with the product, or that of my close (and reliable!) friends.

Today I’m introducing Kiss of Fire (in the strawberry smoothy flav), a fantastic massage lotion that heats up. Sure to fire things up, this lotion is AIR activated. Meaning you blow on your skin, in the area where you rubbed it in, it will get tingly hot.

Surprisingly, this lotion is AMAZING! The more you blow on it the hotter it gets, and it really heats up (unlike a lot of “warming” massage oils and lotions). A couple of pluses? Its edible, and tastes like strawberry candy; Plus its totally moisturizing! Con? The only con I found was that it leaves a thin oily residue on your skin, no worries though, it’s no different then if you used body oil, so it’s totally worth it! Be sure to check it out on the Brown Bag page!

In an effort to stimulate more sales, we have decided to lower our price on a few items. Effective today (technically yesterday), the following items will be priced at the following rates. These are all updated in the store and will be in the new catalog! These prices are permanent (exciting, right?).

All Silky Sheets – $16.00 NOW $15.50

The Beehive – $69.00 NOW $59.0o

The Platinum Touch – $95.00 NOW $85.00

“It wasn’t until I reached my late 20’s that I realized men really only have one or two things on their mind once you slip between the sheets – and it’s not what you think. You are going to have to trust me when I tell you the primary thought bouncing around in his head is…”

Her artical is both entertaining and interesting. Hey, maybe you’ll learn something??? And all men reading her artical agree…. well now…                               so click HERE to read the full article!